What do I do now? I'm stuck!!!?

I'm a kid who is in the eiffel tower with my laptop and asking this question in sorrow my leg was blown off by a mine which my "so called friend" put in front of me so now im on a persuit to kill him with only one legf i can drive a car i just cant hit the brakes which makes it uselesswhat wouldbe the best option to let him die on his own or to end his life now and i chose now i am now in my car with a guy smoking bob and another guy chewing tobacco and another guy who continues to say dumbass to everyone around which sadly includes me so i found a hitch hiker who was just my luck a hooker which made me happy because i had alot of money so i payed her and omg best EVER after that we went back on the road and ai saw a crow so i walked up to it and said hi it said god damn you to hell which i was very happy about because i was so unimportant i was noticed so we went back on the road and we found a drug dealer and of course my friend got 9,000 pounds of bob and we went back on the road and ran over a baby who is now dead then my friend who got 9.000 pounds of bobdied from all the bob then i fouynd my friend and i ran up to him and i goyt out of the car ran up to him got out my knife tried to stab him but missed he took out his knife and stabbed me in the ribs i fell to the ground then he got out his gun and the high person who i thought was dead tackled the friend who tried to kill me right before he shot me and the i went for the gun but "my friend" tryied to kiull me kicked me in the face and i got knocked out i kept flashing in and out of conciousnes then my eyes focused on the knife in my chest so i slowly pulled out the knife and i threw it at "my friend" and it hit him right in the eye but now there is cops all around me im stuck what do i do now?






Answer :
Are you bored by any chance? And do you realize just how much you contradicted yourself? "Um, yeah, I couldn't hit the brakes... But I did it anyway to say hi to a cussing crow." And why the heck would you post this on yahoo answers of all things? You must be unbearably bored. Oh! Gotta go, aliens are trying to abduct me.